Men in Black III

Rated: PG-13

Run time: 1 hour 44 minutes

Starring: Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones and Josh Brolin

I saw this in IMAX 3D, the movie was so good that I failed to pay attention to how good the 3D effects were, the IMAX was awesome as usual.

Two things, TLJ is definitely not one of those vain movie stars that have plastic surgery performed to look younger (because he looks older than dirt) and Josh Brolin must have studied Jones for a very long time (because he really pulls off his role of being a younger agent K). Mannerisms, voice, everything, he really has it down.

Will Smith is, well, Will Smith, fast talking, energetic and funny. This time, the bad guy is from K’s past and escapes from a prison on the moon. I didn’t even know we had a prison on the moon. Wonder what other kind of baddies we have stashed up there? Anyway, I like this bad guy the best out of the other movies. Although, “Edgar” from the first movie is a close second.

So Boris the Animal (played by Jemaine Clement) or as he says, “Just Boris” goes back in time to kill K and change history. J (Smith) must also go back and try and save him. Just like the other movies, the 3^rd installment blends comedy, action and drama into an effective sci-fi adventure. We do learn some interesting things in this movie about our two main characters. For those of you who might want to stick around through the credits to see if the trend of a final scene exists, don’t waste your time. I did and there wasn’t one. Will there be a fourth movie? I don’t know, but if they do there are two things that will probably be for certain, Tommie Lee Jones will be chasing aliens using a walker and I’ll be in line again.

Bottom line, go see this movie even if you haven’t seen the first 2 films. Then go home and get them from Netflix or your other favorite movie supplier. Heck get them even if you have seen them, they’re that much fun.

Battleship

Rated: PG-13

Run time: 2 hours 11 minutes

Starring: Taylor Kitsch, Liam Neeson and Rihanna

Liam Neeson can growl with the best of them and it’s a good thing too because that is pretty much what he’s limited to during this film. Rihanna actually does a good job in the movie, even if she is a radar technician, who is a bad-ass that performs pretty much every job in the Navy.

This movie has a little bit of everything in it. We have some romance (just a little bit), some action, and some laughs. Just suspend you’re belief in reality before the movie starts and you will more than likely have a good time.

Apparently, scientists found a way to send a radio signal to outer space about the same time our hero (Kitsch) is getting arrested for stealing a chicken burrito to impress a young lady (hence the romance). He is made to join the U.S.Navy by his big brother. Fast forward a few years, our intrepid hero is now a Lieutenant in the Navy and the aliens show up answering the message. Then all hell breaks loose. I must say that I’m glad to see that an alien invasion attacked someplace other than New York, this time it’s Hawaii.

The aliens just happen to attack while the USN and the Japanese Navy are having war games. Now they keep saying the “world” war games, but it seems that only the USA and the Japanese show up because no other country appears to be participating. Once the aliens get here, stop thinking and just sit back and enjoy the movie. It is enjoyable, as long as you don’t start asking questions. I don’t want to get into any of the implausible goings on in the movie because I don’t want to spoil any of the surprises. One of the best movie punches I’ve seen awhile is made by Gregory D. Gadson (a retired army colonel and double amputee) playing an army colonel and double amputee going through physical therapy (I told you this movie has something for everyone) and proves to be crucial to the movie. The USS Missouri even comes out of retirement along with its crew and it provides some of my favorite scenes in the movie.

I can, in good conscience, recommend this movie as entertainment. So, go see it and give your brain a rest.

Memphis

I know this isn't a movie, it's a Broadway musical now in its national tour, but I have to say wow! My wife and I went to see this at Music Hall at Fair Park this Saturday afternoon and I have to say wow! Did I mention that I have to say wow? Me and Noelle have been trying to expand our horizons by seeing some live musicals, this is our third one this year so far. We've also seen "Million Dollar Quartet" and "Young Frankenstein - the Musical". Memphis was, oh, I don't know like...wow!

The play is set in the early 1950's and is a fictionalized account of the birth of rock and roll. It deals with a white radio station (in segregated Memphis) playing, as they call it, "race music". But it mainly focuses on two people, Huey and Felicia, and their struggles as they fall in love.

It runs about 2 1/2 hours with one 15 minute intermission at around the 1 1/2 hour mark. It passes fast. The music is awesome and the performers are outstanding. Felicia Boswell stars as "Felicia" and Bryan Fenkart starts as "Huey". The musical numbers were incredible and all of the singers have great voices. However, Julie Johnson as "Momma" almost stole the show with the musical number "Change Don't Come Easy" in the second act. She had the audience laughing and loudly applauding her performance.

The play won the Tony award for Best Musical in 2010 (as you can see by the poster above). I would recommend anyone that likes music to go see this, if you have the opportunity, even if you don't like musicals. It runs as Music Hall until May 27th.

Somebody should make this into a movie, I'd sure watch it. As a matter of fact, I enjoyed myself so much that I told Noelle I wouldn't mind seeing the play again.

Dark Shadows

Rated: PG-13

Running time: 1 hour 52 minutes

Directed by Tim Burton

Starring: Johnny Depp, Michelle Pfeiffer, Helena Bonham Carter and Eva Green

Tim Burton is a WAC (Weird Ass Cat), there’s no other way to put it. Johnny Depp can’t be far behind either since this is the 8^th Tim Burton movie he has starred in. Although in this flick, he did a pretty outstanding job as Barnabas Collins. It isn’t his best role but it isn’t his worst. I got the impression from watching the movie that Depp appeared to be enjoying himself with the role (which is more than I can say about the last Pirates movie).

The movie starts out in the late 1700’s in Maine when Barnabas is just a young lad and manages to get himself cursed, turned into a vampire and buried alive (or would that be undead) all in the first 10 minutes of the movie. Fast forward to 1972, when he is unearthed and the fun begins. I don’t think this movie is supposed to be a comedy but it plays out as one, sort of. The characters seemed to be played pretty lampoonish (spell checker says that’s not a word, but what the hell it’s the only way I can think of to describe their portrayals) but Depp and Green (as the witch that cursed him) are really the only ones that pull it off. There are some pretty funny moments between Barnabas (Depp) and Angelique (Green) when they meet back up in 1972. Also have to give small accolades to Helena Bonham Carter who took a small part and played it very well. My wife told me she had read that Carter didn’t want to do this movie, but her “hubby” told her she would be perfect for this particular role. I guess that’s why he makes the big bucks.

There are two scenes that if you take small children with you, you might find yourself digging for an explanation when asked, “what are they doing?” so be prepared for that. Otherwise the pg-13 rating is about what you’d expect for a movie these days.

All-in-all I caution anyone about seeing this movie, unless you are a fan of Johnny Depp or more importantly you are a fan of Tim Burton. Out of all the movies they have done together, I have to say that Edward Scissorhands and Sleepy Hollow are my favorites, although this movie is definitely better than Sweeney Todd.

The Avengers

PG-13 running time 2 hrs 23 minutes

Starring: Robert Downey Jr (Iron Man), Chris Evans (Captain America), Chris Hemsworth (Thor), Mark Ruffalo (Hulk), Scarlett Johansson (Black Widow), Jeremy Renner (Hawkeye) and Samuel L. Jackson (Nick Fury)

Directed by Joss Whedon, I don’t normally care about the director but in this case he also wrote and directed Firefly, one of my favorite TV shows that was cancelled by idiots.

This was another IMAX 3D adventure and it was worth the extra money because this movie was awesome. The only thing that would have made it better is if it had been longer. I’ve heard some people say the first part of the movie was slow, but I don’t think it was. The 2 ½ hours went by so fast; I couldn’t believe the movie was over. All of the actors are the same from the lead in movies except for Mark Ruffalo as the hulk. I think Ruffalo did a better job than Edward Norton as Bruce Banner and of course the cgi has improved since 2008 so the hulk is better too. As a matter of fact, the hulk has several scene stealing moments and almost all of the laughs in the movie belong to him. Not to say this is a comedy because it most assuredly is not.

Whedon did a great job of allowing each character to showcase his/her talents. There’s some witty banter between the characters, mainly taking jabs at each other. The action scenes are superb, although it does get a little chaotic during the alien invasion. However, overall this is some of the best camera work I’ve seen in awhile, even though I’m sure the majority of it is accomplished via blue screen digital effects.

Based on the number of movies depicting New York City in peril, whether it’s monsters, aliens or some form of super bad guy or another; I would highly recommend against anyone moving to NYC since it is obviously on everyone’s list of favorite places to attack/destroy. One thing I will highly recommend though is seeing this movie. There are two snippets hidden in the credits at the end of the movie. The first is approximately 90 seconds in and it shows the next bad guy setup for a sequel (of which I am pretty sure there will be one). The second snippet comes at the very end of the credits (and there are a lot of them). I’m not going to tell you what it is about, but I will say that if you stick through to the very end you will, in all likelihood, smile, and chuckle to yourself and say something along the lines of “I sat here for that”. I did and I thought it was worth waiting for but some of you may not. Go see the movie and decide when it’s over whether you keep your seat or leave the theater. I’m sure someone will tell you what you skipped, eventually.